“Heh Heh… Spanky…” – Josh Nickerson

Josh Nickerson currently lives in northern Georgia, where he is a graphic designer by day, cartoonist by night! He can be found on Bluesky and Instagram as @joshnickerson83

March 2026 – Bionic Commando (1992)

The stupid month is over. The short one. The one that always sneaks up on ya. I guess it’s good we had an arcade-y type game like Spanky’s Quest for February! Are you all monkey’d out? Well, we’ve got a neat one for March – We’re playing Bionic Commando! The black and white one!

I’ll be honest, I mostly picked this one because I think the graphics are cute. I like his spiky hair! The implied Nazi punching is very timely as well. It’s tricky, but fair, and I think we’ll all have a good time with this futuristic take on an NES classic. Swinging around is an awesome mechanic.This ain’t no standard port! Dust off your cartridge, buy one if you wish, or rely on Good Ol’ Emulation. Hope you all have a swell time with it!

-IF