October 2020 – Tarzan: Lord of the Jungle (1994)

What in the Heck is this?! It’s some weird Tarzan game nobody has ever heard of that apparently also had a port on the SNES. Scott Baker has some explaining to do:

Tarzan: Lord of the Jungle is, somehow, one of the most nostalgic games from my childhood. I say “somehow” because I remember the game being difficult, confusing, and frustrating. Yet still, the game managed to stick itself in my memory since 1994. I’m partially choosing this game based on its overly intense cover art of Tarzan flexing every muscle in his body as hard as he can. Although the title screen in-game gives us an entirely different portrayal of Tarzan than the box. I haven’t played this game in twenty-five years, so apologies in advance if it’s terrible. Maybe I should have picked Disney’s Tarzan instead.

This might be a rough one! It runs for about $10-$15 but as usual, feel free to emulate the Bejeezus out of it and tell us what you think!

Lock ‘n’ Chase: The Best Pac-Man Clone? – Scott Baker

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I once heard an anecdote talking about how after the success of the first Die Hard every new action movie was pitched to executives as “Die Hard but _____.” Die Hard but on a boat. Die Hard but in a mall. Die Hard but in space. I feel the same could be said for Pac-Man and it’s countless clones. “Pac-Man, but you’re a piranha,” for example. Well, Lock ‘n’ Chase is Pac-Man, but you’re a bank robber.
That’s not to say Lock ‘n’ Chase is bad by any means. The game has clean graphics, smooth controls, and great background music. However, the game’s one big drawback is that I suck at Pac-Man-like maze games. I really enjoy playing Lock ‘n’ Chase. The music lifts my spirits and the character sprites are my favorite Game Boy aesthetic – cute and simple (see: Kirby). My brain just doesn’t work in the way it needs to work to get good at these kinds of games. I struggled to get past stage 1-3 but had no problem retrying over and over because the game is that fun. That was until the Yokoi Kids Twitter pointed out a gameplay mechanic that I had no idea existed. Apparently, you can block off certain parts of the maze as you pass through, effectively locking the guards behind you. Hence the “Lock” in “Lock ‘n’ Chase.” I thought this was a game-changer for sure. Now I would be able to blast through the game, evading every guard, and finishing the game a very rich blob-person. Well, it didn’t help. I still suck. I still can’t get past 1-3.
Lock ‘n’ Chase, although I will likely never be able to beat it, is a very good game. I can confidently say that the Game Boy version is one of the best Pac-Man clones I’ve ever played. Whether you suck at Pac-Man or not, I highly recommend Lock ‘n’ Chase.

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